
Welcome To America
October 14, 2012
We might not be able to point to the countries we're occupying on a map, but we sure know how to make great pig calls.

That’s One Angry Driver
October 12, 2012
In his defense, I think it says in the car manual that Fords don't have to yield to cyclists.

Furby: Revisited
October 10, 2012
Good god. Isn't consumer demand supposed to weed terrible ideas OUT of the market?

Lightning Hits The Sea!
October 6, 2012
Hopefully no one was swimming.

Tennessee Fraternity Holds Press Conference To Deny Butt Chugging
October 5, 2012
If the funnel doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Crutch Fighting In Times Square
October 2, 2012
Well, why not? I guess?

How To Ruin Your Computer, Kentucky Style
October 1, 2012
I wonder which paste is more effective in ruining your hard drive: Crest or Colgate?