Woman Tells The Future… By Using Asparagus
March 9, 2012
Mystic Jemima Packington claims to be the world's only Asparamancer and sees the future by tossing the spears into the air and interpreting how they land.
Guy Really, Really Loves His Car
March 7, 2012
Have you ever seen a guy make out with his car? Now you have.
Giving The People What They Want
March 5, 2012
Which is a couple of bros lighting their hair on fire and eating Doritos. The people are a weird bunch.
The Life Of The Impossible Evergrowing Hamster
March 2, 2012
I don't know what I just watched, but I am very, very scared of hamsters now.
The 25 Most Popular Conspiracy Theories
March 1, 2012
JFK's assassination, Roswell, and don't forget the 9/11 Truthers - the 25 most popular conspiracy theories.
Kid Thinks Dragonball Z “Super Saiyans” Are Real
March 1, 2012
The kid spends about three minutes screaming. He'll probably spend three years yelling when he finds out that animated shit isn't real.
The Most Absurd Music Video Of All Time
February 26, 2012
This is what you'd see if you watched 'The Reading Rainbow' while on acid.
